Dialogues With Robert Estrada
Trumpidioms
August 18, 2017
When you actually contemplate the sputtering and incoherent mind of their admired leader – Donald Trump, it’s really no stretch of the imagination to understand why his supporters are almost universally unable to adhere to a logical and/or linear discussion, without randomly switching to Obama, Clinton, Benghazi, or any other irrelevant whataboutism that may pop into their over taxed minds.
Here’s a partial transcription of a recent speech on the of nuclear treaty with Iran given by their inspirational orator at his finest, Donald Trump:
Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.”
– our president (yeah, honestly). Robert Estrada.
This is what Twitter does to you. Your vocabulary is limited to 140 character sound/text bytes of serial non-sequiturs. TDL
